- Grab a random child by the shoulders and scream "I'M YOU FROM THE FUTURE!!!"
- Tell a friend of a friend when being introduced "I've heard much about you" in a serious voice
- Ride a burro into a volcano
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“What Comfort can the Vortices of Descartes give to a Man who has Whirlwinds in his bowels!” “Fools make feasts and wise men eat them.” As a child, you
slept with all of your stuffed animals, so none got offended stuck your arms in your shirt an told people you lost them restarted video games when you knew you were going to lose poured soda into small cups and pretended to take shots | 
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